TV: Community “Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism” Best Lines

Posted: December 2, 2011 in Best Lines, Television
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Community 3.9 “Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism” (***1/2) — Jeff takes foosball lessons from Shirley to take on some rowdy, European classmates. Meanwhile, Annie try to cover-up how she broke Abed’s The Dark Knight DVD. I’m not sure there are many things sadder than Community leaving us in a few weeks, and not knowing when it will return. While Pierce, Britta, and several other characters were missing on the show…it was nice to see Ruxin from the League in there. And there’s nothing…I repeat nothing like watching Troy cry. Here are your best lines.

“Foosball is like the soccer of ping pong” — Abed

“I can get a new one!” — Annie
“O and then we have to get fake exclusive commentary by Christian Bale! Go ahead, you first.” — Troy
“This scene was a special challenge for all involved.” — Annie, using deep Batman voice

“You don’t need to worry about what foreigners think about you. That’s your birthright as an American.” — Shirley

“My necklace. It was gold, white gold, with emeralds. My name was engraved…in Hebrew.  It was a bat mitzvah gift from my Nana. She was a Rockette. She married a count. He was blind. He loved her for her mind.” — Annie

“What are you guys doing here on a Saturday night? Shouldn’t you be making weird art movies or well-engineered cars?” — Jeff to Europeans

“I don’t know what he’s doing in there, but it feels dramatic!” — Troy

“Once you make a boy pee his pants, you start wondering about where your life is headed.” — Shirley

“Women’s shoes??? Rick doesn’t have a wife…..OR WOMEN’S FEET!” — Troy

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