TV: Up All Night 1.11 “First Christmas” Best Lines

Posted: December 7, 2011 in Best Lines, Television
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Up All Night 1.11 “First Christmas” (*1/2) — Reagan attempts to make Amy’s Christmas the best. Meanwhile, Chris attempts to find the perfect gift for Reagan. We get it, Up All Night. Reagan has a tough time managing her time. Chris has masculinity issues. Ava is crazy. I wish they gave me something else…like laughs. Here’s a stretch….but the best lines.

“I feel like I’m being raped by a sleeping bag.” — Ava

“Gagoosh” — Angie
“What is that? A penis sound?” — Chris

“The holidays are so frustrating. That’s why every year, I pay a Southern gay to decorate my house.” — Ava

“That was an elf decoration that I hit, right? Not a little man?” — Chris

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