TV: New Girl 1.9 “The 23rd” Best Lines

Posted: December 13, 2011 in Best Lines, Television
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New Girl 1.9 “The 23rd” (***) — The gang tags along for Schmidt’s office party, where he has to stand up to his boss. Meanwhile, Jess and Paul reach a crossroads in their relationship. New Girl is like that woman in your life that you start out thinking, “Oh, she’s cute.” There’s nothing uber-special about her, and there are a lot of serious faults. But after a while, her awkward demeanor and silly quirks get to you and you love hanging around. A lot of what makes New Girl increasingly special and addicting is the chemistry between its co-stars that make that feel fun, easy-going, and the friends that you already have. Here are this week’s best lines.

“I had figure skating until I was 13 and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.” — Schmidt

“New job, man. That’s how things work man, you know. Benjamins in your pocket. La pen-si-on. A little 4 to the o to the 1 to the k!” — Schmidt
“You’re making me want to stay broke.” — Winston

“Oh! A menora! Judaism, SON!” — Schmidt

“Base notes of cocao because of your brown…..ness.” — Schmidt

“I love you.” — Paul
“Thank you.” — Jess
“You’re welcome.” — Paul
You’re welcome!” — Jess

“What are you doing here?” — Cece
“Eating cookies and avoiding confrontation.” — Jess

“Did Jess tell you…” — Paul
“No shut up, you goofball!” — Nick
“Did Jess tell you she didn’t love me?” — Paul
:::starts to mouth no::: “Joke…” — Nick

“Who wants to sit at a desk all day? Not me. I don’t want to have to do that. I don’t want to call Wednesday hump day. I don’t even know how to network.” — Winston

“All she’ll do is see you as a pretty face and a hot body.” — Cece
“I’m sorry, what was that?” — Schdmit
“You have a pretty face?” — Cece
“The second part. But I want you to say it with an accent and make direct eye contact.” — Schdmit

“I’m the first one to show up every morning.” — Schmidt
“No you’re not.” — Kim
“There’s never a parking space.” — Schmidt
“That’s because everyone is already here.” — Kim
“You’re getting so off topic right now.” — Schmidt

“Santa is going to get you extra presents this year.” — Winston
“Thank you, Lebron.” — Elvin

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