TV: Parks and Recreation 4.11 “The Comeback Kid” Best Lines

Posted: January 13, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Parks and Recreation 4.11 “The Comeback Kid” (***) — Leslie needs to come up with a successfully attention-getting event, and she resolves to get everyone’s help in doing so; Ben finds himself exploring a new pastime; April and Andy agree to adopt a pet together.

“Ann, don’t listen to your head or your heart. Just look at my eyes and say yes.” — Leslie

“It’s true. I no longer have highly-trained professional campaign managers. So what? Are most murders committed by highly-trained professional assassins? No. They’re committed by friends and coworkers. That analogy was way better in my head.” — Leslie

“Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don’t want to paint with a broad brush here, but every contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.” — Ron

“See! There’s more things to look at on the Internet besides naked guys.” — Leslie

“How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom…a second red carpet. O, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.” — Tom

“I respect you and your service to this town and your country. But what laws are we breaking exactly?” — Ron
“Well, you got four people in the front seat, nobody’s wearing a seat belt, you speeding and blasting your horn in the hospital zone, the rear of the vehicle is open, debris has been falling out, and you don’t have a commercial license to drive a truck.” — Officer
“Well, we have a philosophical difference on what constitutes a law.” — Ron

“And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery ‘The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.'” — Ben
“That idea is literally the greatest idea I’ve ever heard in my life.” — Chris
“That idea…is terrible.” Chris (off camera)

“Good Lord! What happened to the rest of my face.” — Leslie
“We had to jettison most of the poster too. But I kind of like it because windows are the eyes to the house.” — Andy

:::Walk To The Stage::: (Get On Your Feet music)

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