TV: The Big Bang Theory 5.12 “The Shiny Trinket Maneuver” Best Lines

Posted: January 13, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Big Bang Theory 5.12 “The Shiny Trinket Maneuver” (***) — Howard enlists Bernadette’s help to perform a magic show, only to find out Bernadette doesn’t like children. Penny helps Sheldon make up for fighting with Amy.

“Completely empty box as you can see.” — Howard
“Yup. Nothing in this box except for a wasted childhood.” — Leonard
“A little snarky there, cello lessons.” — Howard

“Sheldon, he’s just going to do some magic tricks for kids. I really don’t think they’ll wind up liking The Green Lantern movie.” — Leonard

“Our relationship agreement specifies that the 2nd Thursday of every month of the 3rd Thursday in a month with 5 Thursdays is Date Night.” — Amy
“That is so hot.” — Penny

“That’s odd. We both washed up when we came in. It’s probably a euphemism for urination.” — Sheldon

“Yeah, I started as a teenager. I thought I could show a girl a few tricks and invite her up to tmy bedroom to see the rest of the act.” — Howard
“Did it work?” — Bernadette
“Let’s just say the only wand that saw any action was this one?” — Howard

“A little Red Dead Redemption, huh?” — Leonard
“I had a rough night. I thought I’d go for a walk and clear my head.” — Sheldon

“You skip over any attempt to repair your emotional connection and you win back her affection with an empty financial gesture.” — Leonard
“Well that approach has Sheldon Cooper written all over it.” — Sheldon

“I don’t think there’s anything in this jewelry store Amy would appreciate more than the humidifier we were just looking at at Sears.” — Sheldon
“Now I know what I sound like to you when I say stupid stuff.” — Penny

“I often pictured you guiding a young boy into manhood.” — Rajesh

“That pocket watch looks ridiculous.” — Penny
“Nonsense. I look like a train conductor.” — Sheldon

“Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow self-centered person I’ve ever met. Do you really think another transparent, manipulative…Ohh!! It’s a tiara!!! Put it on me! Put it on me Put it on me!” — Amy

“What is that behind your ear? O look…it’s a condom!” — Howard

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