TV: The Office 8.11 “Trivia” Best Lines

Posted: January 13, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Office 8.11 “Trivia” (**1.2) — Andy searches for a way to double the office’s sales’ Dwight visits Sabre’s headquarters.

“Oh yeah!” — Kevin

“So today, we need sell $830 of paper and in the next quarter, I  need to sell the $2200 of paper that’s in my garage.” — Andy

“Impressive office you have here. Surrounded by shrubbery, like a squirrel’s office.” — Dwight

“You know Gabe, you could have gone with garbage disposal, incinerator, or eraser. And instead, you chose toilet. God bless you. You are an American classic.” — Dwight

“Airght everyone. Great self awareness…except” — Andy
“Kay.” — Kevin, walking away from “A Team”

“Shawn Marion.” — Jim
“Yes, Shawn Marion.” — Daryl
“Doesn’t sound right. I want to say…LaDanian Washington?” — Ryan
“That’s wrong in so many ways.” — Jim

“You’re a perfectly fine toilet. I’m just an extraordinary piece of crap.” — Dwight

“Who was the relatively unknown patent clerk who found that energy equals mass times the speed of light squared? Looks like everyone gets a point for Einstein…O wait, except for the Einsteins.” — Trivia MC

“They haven’t really improved on the Oreo, have they?” — Robert

“Look, I know it’s easy to  say tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was. But here’s a piece of trivia: A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are he just might catch one.” — Kevin

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