TV: How I Met Your Mother 7.14 “46 Minutes” Best Lines

Posted: January 16, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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How I Met Your Mother 7.14 “46 Minutes” (***) — Lily’s overbearing father refuses to move out of their house in the suburbs. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang attempt to move on from the new Long Islanders by partying in the town.

“Something terrible happend.” — Lily
“What happened? Are they in the hospital?” — Kevin
“No. somthing much worse.” — Barney
“Long Island!” — Mitchell

“Long Island? I don’t understand. You can get spray tans here.” — Barney

“Barney is the new leader of the gang, and life just got really awesome!” — Barney singing theme song

“I am sick of you two wallowing in sadness instead of doing the healthy thing and pretending anyone who leaves you never existed in the first place.” — Barney

“Let’s declare our independence with an on-the-peen-dance.” — Barney

“Early in any relationship, there’s a phase where you don’t say ‘no’ to anything. Because you want to seem interesting, adventurous, and open-minded. But I call it ‘early relationship chicken’.” — Old Ted

“Tonight is going to be legend…wait, ‘are we sure it’s alright to go to a strip club’ shut up Lily, I’m in charge now…dary!” — Barney

“Lot of great memories here. Mostly discovering my body.” — Mickey

“There’s no need to miss something when you can replace it with something better.” — Barney

“When they serve alcohol at a strip club, you’re not allowed to show your vagina.” — Barney

“This is weird. I’ll just look her in the eyes.” — Kevin
“Is he falling in love with her?” — Robin

“We built chip city! We built chip city on all your…” — Ted

“We go to party in slaughterhouse. You come?” — New Lily
“Please God no!” — Robin
“Don’t let me be in charge of the gang anymore.” — Barney
“I can’t believe Dr. Kevin doesn’t remember me from our sessions three years ago.” — New Marshall
“Is that the lunatic who stabbed all those prison guards?” — Kevin
“We’ve got to hit that party! I’ll never find love. We’ve got to hit that party!” — Ted

“I feel so good. I hate doing things and going anywhere!” — Kevin
“New experiences suck!” — Robin

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