TV: Modern Family 3.13 “Little Bo Bleep” Best Lines

Posted: January 18, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Modern Family 3.13 “Little Bo Bleep” (***1/2) — Lily learns her first expletive and Mitchell and Cam don’t know how to fix it. Meanwhile, Claire trains for her debate against Duane with the help of her family.

“I think it’s the yelling. I would tone down the yelling.” — Luke

“You’re not unlikable. You just seem unlikable.” — Phil

“It’s Lily’s chance to shine.” — Mitchell
“I was a three-time ring bearer.” — Cam
“It’s Lily’s chance to shine.” — Mitchell

“She’s going to look like Little Bo Beep.” — Mitchell
“Or Little Bo Cheap.” — Cam

“Why don’t you greet me at the door wagging your tail?” — Jay

“I saw the need for a…” — Claire
“LIAR!” — Phil
“What?” — Claire
“You’ve got to be ready for anything.” — Phil

“Hands, lips, sarcasm, eye rolling, wrong side of the face.” — Haley
“O yeah. Now I see it.” — Phil

“Doggy suicide is all too real. It’s just that the mainstream media doesn’t report on it because it’s not as sexy as feline AIDS.” — Duane

“This is not a game, alright? If you say that word one more time, I’m going to take away all your toys. I’m serious…She knows I’m not serious.” — Mitchell

“This is my new favorite show.” — Cam

“I, like a lot of men in this town, enjoy making love to my wife. I mean, with their lives. Not me, them!” — Phil

“Everyone had a good laugh…about the situation, not me. Everything is fine down there.” — Phil

“We went viral.” — Claire
“Some sick bastard auto-tuned me.” — Phil

“Somebody turn her off. I’m going to have a seizure.” — Luke


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