TV: The Big Bang Theory 5.13 “The Recombination Hypothesis” Best Lines

Posted: January 19, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Big Bang Theory 5.13 “The Recombination Hypothesis” (***) — Leonard invites Penny to a spur-of-the-moment romantic dinner for the two.

“Which is why the more intelligent the monkey, the more feces they fling.” — Amy

“O no! They sent the wrong Spock. Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.” — Sheldon

“If he were [dying], she could jump up on top of him and ride him until he flatlines.” — Amy

“And the naught part is, I’m not in his HMO network.” — Bernadette

“Do either of you fellas have wood? I don’t understand the laughter.” — Sheldon

“You know who should play Leonard’s mother? Sandra Bullock.” — Raj
“Why” — Howard
“Because she’s great in everything.” — Raj

“I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?” — Sheldon

“What are you some kind of nerd?” — Penny
“Not some kind of nerd. I’m the king of nerds.” — Leonard
“What does that mean?” — Penny
“It means if someone displeases me, I don’t help them set up their printer.” — Leonard
“You are so funny.” — Penny
“Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off.” — Leonard

“This is where everything goes wrong…when you talk.” — Penny

“8:30? Did you and Penny go out and paint the world beige?” — Howard

“No talking.” — Penny
“Even during? Because sometimes I have questions.” — Leonard

“You always have to be right.” — Penny
“That is not true.” — Leonard
“I’ve got to go with Leonard on this. He is wrong more than anyone I know.” — Sheldon

“Leonard, promise me that when our new waitress comes over, you will not start a very complicated on-again-off-again relationship with her because I’m very, very hungry.” — Sheldon


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