TV: 30 Rock 6.3 “Idiots Are People Three!” Best Lines

Posted: January 26, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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30 Rock 6.3 “Idiots Are People Three!” (***) — Jack’s nemesis (Will Arnett) returns to blackmail him. Meanwhile, Tracy leads a protest defending idiots against Liz Lemon.

“How fresh is that dog? Yesterday, that was the face, feet, and colon of a pig.” — Criss

“He’s inserting himself into my business and he’s inserting himself into this.” — Liz
“That’s what she said.” — Criss

“Wesleyan is the Harvard of Central Connecticut.” — Criss
“Yale is the Harvard of Central Connecticut.” — Liz

“After going head to head with you for the last five years, I’ve ended up as a house husband in Brooklyn.” — Devon (Up All Night shoutout!)

“You can watch me shower, but no touching.” — Jack
“No touching only makes it hotter.” — Devon

“My ring tone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won’t hear the whole song.” — Tracy

“I can go back to sleeping on the floor of my uncle’s mattress store or…” — Criss

“I played a nucular psychiatrist in a James Bong movie.” — Denise Richards

“Idiots aren’t just strippers or stay-at-home moms. Idiots are all around us!” — Tracy

“I wonder what Liddy will be doing with her degree from SUNY…” — Devon
“Don’t even say it.” — Jack
“Oneonta.” — Devon

“I will not endorse water parks. They’re a cesspool for disease and people boo you when you walk back down the stairs.” — Liz

“It’s funny. All you learn about in school of Abraham Lincoln was that he was a gay alcoholic.” — Kenneth

“I’ve got to get back in character. Hit me in the face!” — Kelsey Grammar

“This room is moving.” — Denise Richards (in an elevator)

“I didn’t notice before with all the excitement, but I look incredibly beautiful.” — Jenna

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