TV: Parks and Recreation 4.13 “Bowling for Votes” Best Lines

Posted: January 26, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
Tags: ,

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

Parks and Recreation 4.13 “Bowling for Votes” (****) — Leslie and Ben want to host a casual bowling party for her campaign.

“I can’t tell you many times a fun tug-of-war with a dog over a chew toy turned contentious. One of us always wound up mad.” — Leslie

“It’s Sunday night. I’m making phone calls to strangers. And you’re in my house, Jerry. My night couldn’t be any worse.” — April

“Hahaha. Why are we laughing?” — Andy

“Try to stand the way you normally stand.” — Ann
“I forget now.” — Leslie

“I don’t care about that prize. But I want to win because I want his happiness to go away.” — April

“Straight down the middle. No hook. No spin. No fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.” — Ron

“Son! People can see you!” — Ron

“I’ll just say hi to him, shake his hand, buy a few beers, share a few laughs, bowl a few frames, lose intentionally to make him feel good, friend him on Facebook, and by the end of the night, he will be mine.” — Leslie

“Tom, I’m asking you as a man to stop this immediately.” — Ron
“Boom!” — Tom
“What the fuck!” — Ron

“Mira mira mira! It’s like whatever you want, it’s like 10 dolla, don’t matta.” — April

“Millie is going to break up with Chris.” — Jerry
“O my god! That’s going to be super weird when they move in together.” — Andy

“Hey Ron! Were you trying to get a 7? Because if you were, you did a really good job.” — Tom

“Are you a female bird.” — Ann

“Hey Leslie, I’d like to introduce you to my good friend…anyone else.” — Ben
“Not now Ben. I’d like to introduce Derek’s ass to my foot.” — Leslie

“$20? Thank you! We’re looking more for donations in the $10,000 range.” — Andy

“I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.” — April

“King Kong’s got nothing on me!!! Ow, my fingie still hurts.” — Tom

“My campaign manager and I made out a lot afterwards…I probably shouldn’t have said that.” — Leslie

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s