TV: The Big Bang Theory 5.14 “The Beta Test Initiation” Best Lines

Posted: January 26, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Big Bang Theory 5.14 “The Beta Test Initiation” (***) — Leonard and Penny experiment with dating and their new relationship. Raj develops a rather peculiar relationship with his phone’s virtual assistant.

“In future episodes, we’ll answer some burning question. What’s the only non-rectangular flag? What animal appears the most on flags? What animal appears the second most on flags? And more.” — Sheldon

“Sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?” — Leonard
“O I’ve tried it.” — Penny

“Like a beta test?” — Penny
“Technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test would involve people who weren’t…” — Leonard
“Seriously! Do I not get credit for ‘beta test’?” — Penny

“Nothing gets the ladies hotter than software development strategies.” — Leonard

“You can peel the plastic. What’s your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.” — Raj

“For someone who has a machine that can travel to anywhere in time and place, Dr. Who sure has a thing for modern day London.” — Amy

“We’re not counting this as a date, are we?” — Penny
“I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure the right answer here is no.” — Leonard

“Why don’t women like me?” — Raj
“Let me check on that. Should I search ‘Why don’t women like me’? — Siri
“No need. I’ve already done that.” — Raj

“I’m sorry Bawwy. I don’t understand ‘weccomend a westaurant.” — Siri

“What should we put Siri in for dinner? Leopard? Sparkes? Or to paraphrase Coco Chanel, you can never go wrong with a little black case.” — Raj

“I can’t believe I bought my soulmate at Glendale Galleria.” — Raj

“Thank you for hiding my Star Wars socks at the emergency room.” — Leonard

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