TV: Unsupervised 1.3 “Field of Dreams…. and Dogs” Best Lines

Posted: February 3, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
Tags: ,

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

Unsupervised 1.3 “Field of Dreams…. and Dogs” (**1/2) — Gary and Joel decide to become a part of their high school’s baseball team.

“Is that Sean John? How can you afford that?” — Gary

“What was that?” — Principal Stark
“That was the school song.” — Joel and Gary
“We don’t have a school song.” — Principal Stark

“He’s not as powerful as a transformer though. He can barely walk.” — Joel

“People say you can be anything you put your mind to. That’s a bunch of bullshit.” — Coach

“You’re both black. I thought you guys are like brothers.” — Gary
“I know. It’s like some self-loathing shit.” — Darius

“Come on, dog. I’m trying to be peaceful. Stop trying to be so goddamn negative.” — Gary

“My dingle feels like it’s got bees in it.” — Russ

“I got rope burn on my privates. I don’t know! I’m trying to be good.” — Russ

“Yo, a dog is getting raped by another dog in the baseball field.” — Student #1
“Yeah! Dog rape!” — Student #2

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s