TV: Cougar Town 3.2 “A Mind With a Heart of Its Own” Best Lines

Posted: February 21, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Cougar Town 3.2 “A Mind With a Heart of Its Own” (**) — To avoid hurting anyone, Jules asks Ellie and Laurie to be her maids-of-honor. Grayson goes to ask for Jules’ father’s permission.

“Don’t make fun of me, Mr. Pees With No Hands.” — Jules

“It’s so romantic like that movie Inception, where Leo loves his wife so much but then she gets mad and moves to that weird city where there’s like no people and earthquakes all the time. And he ends up on Snow Mountain and falls in love with Juno?” — Laurie
“I want to see Inception. No spoilers!” — Jules

“I get super emotional. In my pants.” — Andy

“It’s my wedding too. What about what I want?” — Grayson
:::Everyone Laughs:::

“You know who Ancil Adams is?” — Travis
“No. But I can tell by your tone that I used his name right.” — Jules

“Thanks babe.” — Jules
“You think saying ‘Thanks babe,” the conversation is over?” — Grayson
“Why is he still here?” — Jules
“I don’t know. You already ‘Thanks babe’d him.” — Grayson

“You will always secretly know you’re the real maid of honor.” — Jules
“I can’t wait to rub it in her face.” — Ellie

“The back of my neck is sore from your chin stubble.” — Travis
“My entire crotch is sweaty from your butt heat so nobody wins.” — Grayson

“You’re going to fly like that iron man in Iron Man? — Bobby
“Is that a movie? Spoiler!” — Jules

“If we’re going to be co-maids of honor, you’ve got to stop it with the what-whats.” — Ellie
“You know you love them. Plus, they totally tone your upper arms.” — Laurie
“What-what! No, I still hate myself.” — Jules

“Co-mos!” — Laurie
“No, honey. I’ve got time for all the words.” — Jules

“Semantics!” — Ellie
“Spoiler?” — Jules
“Not a movie. It’s a word.” — Ellie

“Ooh Ooh Ooh! I can’t breathe!” — Jules


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