TV: Archer 3.8 “Skin Game” Best Lines

Posted: March 8, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Archer 3.8 “Skin Game” (***) — Archer is faced with a dilemma when his murdered fiance, Katya, miraculously reappears. In Krieger’s lab.

“I live in a transitional neighborhood.” — Krieger
“Have the crack dealers moved to nicer ones? — Archer

“I hate surprises. Except surprise fellatio. That I like. The non-Midnight Cowboy kind.” — Archer

“What is it with serial killers and skin?” — Archer
“I’m not a serial killer.” — Krieger
“Wait. Why did you emphasize serial?” — Archer

“Is she alive?” — Archer
“Yeah, man. Flick her titty.” — Krieger

“I mean, who wears bangs?” — Mallory

“I was emotionally shattered, which turns out to be somewhat of a panty dropper.” — Archer

“What do you see in my eyes?” — Katya
“Mostly those insane boobs.” — Archer

“Could you close your eyes. I feel like I’m banging taillights on a country road.” — Archer

“My balls are like cranbaisins. Cranberry raisins.” — Archer

“I took the liberty of poaching you an egg.” — Woodhouse
“It’s not that big a liberty considering you’re going to polish my vagina.” — Katya

“It’s like a transistor radio and a veal cutlet had a baby.” — Archer

“That was a gift to my grandfather. From Frank. Sinatra” — Cyril
“Then I feel even worse because I’m about to puke it up in about 5…:::burp:::…1 minute.” — Archer

“Sorry, ignore me. My whole thing is I just crave attention.” — Cheryl

“We’re having a wedding in a few short minutes. And it’s a win-win. Cause it vibrates.” — Archer

“By tracking the satellite signal from Katya’s internal hard drive which Dr. Dipshit over there bought from the KGB.” — Barry
“What? Krieger!” — Archer
“But…the savings!” — Krieger

“As we fought, it felt more like dancing.” — Katya
“Bone dancing.” — Barry

“Barry and I are the same. Inside and out.” — Katya
“Except her insides vibrate.” — Barry

“You will always be in my, well, I guess…C-drive.” — Katya

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