TV: Parks and Recreation 4.18 “Lucky” Best Lines

Posted: March 8, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Parks and Recreation 4.18 “Lucky” (***1/2) — Leslie gets accidentally drunk ahead of her interview with Buddy. Andy passes a college course and the gang goes to dinner together. Jerry likes licking envelopes.

“Those pants look good. And I bet they look even better on Ben’s floor.” — Tom
“Are you hitting on her for me?” — Ben

“Nympho means you’re addicted to sex and since it’s on the butt, those have implications as well. So those are a maybe.” — Tom

“Usually tests scare me, but this is an oral exam. And if there’s one thing I know is…my fantastic it’s…tart.” — Andy

“Right now, we’re really in a groove. We’ve gone 30 hours without breaking up. Our personal best was 47 hours. It was when she was out of town for two days and she forgot we were dating.” — Tom

“Do you know who the president of Boring Club is?” — Tom
“Me?” — Ben
“Nope. You lost the election because your speech was too boring.” — Tom

“Treat, please.” — Andy

“I passed! I got a P! I was hoping for a P plus, but that does not exist. Right?” — Andy

“Why don’t you come with us? We’ll let you pay for your own food because of…equality.” — Andy

“It’s like dealing with a strict mother who I am strangely attracted to. Ben is a MILF.” — Leslie

“My father once told my mother that women were made from the rib of Adam. And my mom broke his jaw.” — Ron

“Why are you here eating along?” — April
“I’m not. I’m surrounded by friends…that I don’t know yet.” — Chris

“We more than make up for it with friendly faces and hands working hard, hardworking hands.” — Leslie

“I didn’t want to think that I was objectifying you with my male gaze. May I see?” — Chris

“Kendra, you know what? I’m going to have that third steak after all. Go ahead and put that order in now. Please and thank you.” — Ron

“I’m very proud of me. And you are too.” — Andy

“Anybody want to go to JJs for some after-dinner omelettes?” — Ron
“Or how about you and I go back to my place.” — Professor Lonegan

“I’ve never had a boyfriend threaten to commit arson for me before.” — Leslie
“Ugh. It gets old.” — Donna

“It ain’t government work if you don’t have to do it twice.” — Jerry

“Hey you kids need any money? Go buy yourselves a walkman. How much is a walkman nowadays? Probably more than 20. Here’s 25. — Ron

“There’s that shirt!” — Chris

“You’re a good man, Ron. I’m lonely.” — Chris
“O Fuck!” — Ron

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