TV: The Office 8.18 “Last Day in Florida” Best Lines

Posted: March 8, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Office 8.18 “Last Day in Florida” (**) — Jim finds out that Robert hates the new business plan and tries to help Dwight. Toby and Daryl fight for Kevin’s cookies sales.

“No one is going to open it. You’d have to be insane.” — Andy
“Hi. Hello.” — Creed

“You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples.” — Dwight

“This is the last time I’ll ever see Dwight. It’s what’s the word. It’s not bittersweet. Sweet!” — Jim

“Can’t you sell it at your barbershop? Or…chess club?” — Toby to Daryl

“When I first selling [Kevin] cookies, he was a relatively thin man. Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.” — Daryl

“What kind of tea is this?” — Irene
“I boiled some Gatorade.” — Erin

“Springtime thinks that it’s the best/And fall time thinks that it’s the best/Cold time has kind of a strut/And Valentine’s thinks that it’s the best/But gather around, peeps, I tell you the truth/Nothing beats the cookie season, that’s the truth!” — Kevin

“I’m buying. I make the rules. I actually do want you to fight about me. I want to be wined and dined and 69-ed. Metaphorically 69-ed. Perverts! No offense, Oscar.” — Kevin

“What? Your stylist ran out of messy spray?” — Dwight to Jim

“Stanley, back me up.” — Jim
“Don’t talk to me.” — Stanley
“Stanley is very upset we’re leaving Florida, but he would back me up.” — Jim

“Make them kiss me. Eww.” — Meredith

“Daryl, you sung better and you danced better. But Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star.” — Kevin

“Ryan, why didn’t you tell me?” — Andy
“Why didn’t you check my tumblr?” — Ryan

“Jackie Chan!” — Dwight

“I have my dignity too. I refuse to be another’s horsey.” — Toby

“Did you lose weight?” — Jim
“Thank you. Someone who actually notices. No, I didn’t lose weight.” — Kelly

  1. It’s been driving me crazy trying to figure out who plays Irene, does anyone know?

  2. mrsubjective says:

    I believe her name is Georgia Angel (according to the credits). She has nothing on the Internet, and I would assume she’s an untrained actor that got the lucky shot to get on the show. She was great tonight.

  3. Mia says:

    Her name is Georgia Engel – she played Georgette on the Mary Tyler Moore show (Ted Baxter’s wife)

  4. mrsubjective says:

    Good catch Mia. Thanks!

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