TV: Happy Endings 2.18 “Party of Six” Best Lines

Posted: March 14, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Happy Endings 2.18 “Party of Six” (***) — Many bad things happen on Penny’s birthday, the friends wonder if it is cursed.

“You witch! You can’t go around Day Lights Savings people.” — Alex

“Does this outfit make me look like a tree?” — Dave

“That was the most hilarious near-death experiences I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen Anthony Anderson play tennis.” — Jane

“We are taking you to…drumroll please………Nothing? I have you guys.” — Jane

“I haven’t eaten all day in preparation for this, so I don’t care if they sit me next to a Nazi storm trooper.” — Max
“Wait, Darth Vader was a Nazi?” — Alex

“The curse of Penny’s birthday has struck again.” — Max
“Max, you’re leaning on the light switch.” — Brad
“The curse of Max’s love handles have struck again.” — Max

“If Mary Tyler Moore married and divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, and got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?” — Max

“All ideas are welcome as long as they’re not happen.” — Max

“Give me a chance. It’s not like Superman can fly when he wants.” — Max
“Yes he can!” — Brad

“Can’t go back there. As they say Spanish…Jane and I got caught having sex in the bathroom.” — Brad

“When I was a waiter, I was a professional too unless you did something I didn’t like. And then I introduced your Eggs Benedict to my Eggs and Benedict.” — Max

“Can we stop sitting around reminiscing like a bunch of homos and start getting over El Agave and stuffing our faces with tacos like a bunch of homos?” — Max

“I’m not going to let anything ruin my 29th…” — Penny
“31st!” — Everyone
“Agree to disagree…birthday.” — Penny

“You’re strong. Strong like a man!!!” — Brad to Jane

“Great moments are born from great opportunity.” — Alex
“Amen.” — Brad
“That’s what we have here tonight and I’m sick and tired of hearing how great a hockey team the Soviets have. Screw them.
“Wait. Was that Kurt Russell speech from Miracle?” — Brad
“It’s there time up there. It’s our time, our time down here. And it’s all over when we ride up Troy’s bucket.” — Alex
“And now she’s doing Goonies? She’s all over the place.” — Max

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  1. CuttySharps says:

    Incredible!!! “If Mary Tyler Moore married and divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, and got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?”

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