TV: The Office 8.19 “Get the Girl” Best Lines

Posted: March 16, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Office 8.19 “Get the Girl” (***) — Nellie comes in to the office and takes over Andy’s job. Andy meanwhile is in Florida trying to win back Erin.

“It doesn’t sound cool. You just have to see it.” — Pam
“I guess it doesn’t look that cool either.” — Pam

“When that was up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.” — Kevin
“How long do you think it’s been up there?” — Ryan
“I just remember pushing away my silky bangs and saying ‘Look there’s a balloon.” — Kevin

“The fact that she can show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know. I’m in an identical situation.” — Dwight

“I’m Tony.” — Toby
“What?” — Pam
“I said I’m Tony. I made a mistake. I thought it might go unnoticed. I’m Toby.” — Toby
“You messed up saying your name?” — Pam

“I have one simple philosophy in business. If the seat is open, the job is open. It’s how I came to slowly race a Formula One car. Three slowest laps ever recorded.” — Nellie

“I am here to take you back to Scranton because I love you and I want to be with you.” — Andy
“Where’s the ring?” —
“What?” — Andy
“Where’s the ring, Lancelot?” — Irene

“Hey this is messed up bro? Who is this lady?” — Nellie

“I’m very good at intuiting names. Is it Chumbo?” — Nellie
“I think it’s a cross between Dumbo and Jumbo. With a hint of chubby. It’s not a name.” — Jim

“I have no choice but to get to know you in a more intimate way.” — Nellie
“Hot tub party?” — Kevin

:::Creed’s Smile:::

“I’ve been reusing the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It’s only going to keep getting better.” — Erin

“When I heard you left, I just jumped in a car and didn’t want to stop until I saw you.” — Andy
“You didn’t even stop to pee? That’s gross.” — Erin

“Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn’t have to work?” — Angela
“I like working here.” — Pam

“I wouldn’t let her manage a celery farm. Those who can’t farm farm celery.” — Dwight

“Raise is minimal.” — Jim
“Money is minimal once we got rid of the gold standard.” — Dwight

“Let me guess, you want one too? Take the family to Disney Town?” — Robert
“Land. World.” — Jim

“Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?” — Robert
“O God. Nature. Please.” — Jim
“When two animals are having sex…” — Robert

“Touch me and I’ll sue.” — Creed

“I think you’re a witch.” — Pam
“I think you’re amazing. You know that, right? Go on say it. I’m amazing.” — Nellie
“I’m amazing.” — Pam

“I already spent the money.” — Meredith

“Andy! Don’t go! I love you! Stop! Oh. This is the wrong Prius. I don’t love you.” — Erin

“How do you not have a toothbrush?” — Andy
There’s always one around.” — Erin
“You just use whatever is sitting there?” — Andy
“I always find one. Have you ever heard of someone buying a toothbrush?” — Erin

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