TV: Archer 3.10 “Space Race Part 2” Best Lines

Posted: March 27, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Archer 3.10 “Space Race Part 2” (***) — Archer and the rest of ISIS are held captive by mutineers on the International Space Station.

“Mr. Archer, do I have to sedate you?” — Commander Drake
“Well, I wouldn’t say no to a drink.” — Archer

“Don’t judge me on the how until you see the why.” — Dr. Krieger

“The penis to your vagina ratio around here is creepy enough already.” — Archer

“You don’t look like a whore. An idiot, maybe. Or both? Yes. A whorediot.” — Mallory

“You can kiss three-fifths of my ass.” — Archer

“It’s like a vagina with a zipper.” — Cyril

“Lana, pretend it’s five years ago.” — Archer
“I wish I could so I could murder you before we dated.” — Lana

“Don’t get me wrong. I’d still do her.” — Pam
“Oh please. You’d do a…name a noun.” — Mallory

“Trish. With your looks, maybe bitchy isn’t the way to go.” — Lana

Animal Farm is a book!” — Lana
“No it isn’t Lana. It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism. By George Orwell. And spoiler alert — it sucks!” — Archer

“At least your own mother didn’t play chicken with your life.” — Archer
“Self burn!” — Cyril

“A black astronaut, Cyril. That’s like killing a unicorn.” — Archer

“The only reason to go out there is your ego.” — Lana
“Not just my ego, Lana. Spacebot!” — Archer

“I may not say this all the time but I’m very proud of you.” — Mallory
“Aww.” — Archer
“Ass.” — Mallory

“Now who’s got a vagina problem!” — Archer
“Me.” — Pam

“Ray, what’s the big deal. You already had the chair!” — Archer

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