TV: Community 3.12 “Contemporary Impressionists” Best Lines

Posted: March 27, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Community 3.12 “Contemporary Impressionists” (***1/2) — To help Abed, the group works as celebrity impersonators at a bar mitzvah. Jeff tries to deal with his ego while Troy makes a difficult decision on his friendship with Abed.

“I digitized my entire movie collection. Goodbye VHS. Hello selective visual CED visual discs.” — Pierce

“It appears you noticed that my swagger has a new swagger.” — Jeff

“You are a textbook narcissist.” — Britta
“I am an exceptional narcissist.” —  Jeff

“You guys need to stop intervening. You seriously have a problem.” — Troy

“I don’t know who told you pouting was option right now, but all you’re making me feel right now is hatred for Renee Zellwegger.” — Dean Pelton

“You won’t regret this unless I rise up against you.” — Chang

“At a certain point, if you’re smart, you move up to management before the goldmine of resembling French Stewart runs dry.” — Vinnie

“Wow. This is weird. Both versions of Michael Jackson.” — Vinnie to Troy and Britta

“Next time it will be $10,000 and then 20 and then they hit rock bottom and have no one to turn to except Jesus. I say we let this play out.” — Shirley

“Jeff is in grave danger. Yeehee.” — Britta/White Michael Jackson

“I’m Brando…could be under fat.” — Pierce

“You’re friends with Moby?” — Dean Pelton/Moby Impressonator

“You have an unusually high butt crack.” — Britta

“Hot. Hot hot hot.” — Evil Abed

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