TV: South Park 16.3 “Faith Hilling” Best Lines

Posted: March 29, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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South Park 16.3 “Faith Hilling” (***1/2) — Mankinds evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and Faith Hilling may be humanitys only hope.

“As Faith Hilling becomes more and more popular, the question is Who will be the first to die doing it.?” — Newscaster

“Bradying is so 2000-and-late.” — Cartman

“When they pose for pictures, they should have remembered there are only three approved means: Peace sign, bunny ears, fake wiener.” — PSA

“How can we passe? We’re only in 4th grade.” — Kyle

“Taylor Swifting? What the fuck is that?” — Cartman

“Saying something is so 2000 and anything is so 2009, you fucking asswipe.” — Stan

“This is what you’re doing when you play with Internet memes. You are playing with your fucking life!” — Professor Lamont

“There are two ways species evolve. Physically from genes and culturally from memes.” — Professor Lamont

“If cats are putting slices of bread on their head and taking pictures, they’re proving to be almost as intelligent as we are.” — Professor Lamont

“Bad kitty! Bad Mr. Kitty. Baaaad!” — Cartman

“Do you cats want a war? Is that what you want?” — Federal Authority
“Old Long Johnson.” — Cat

A brand new meme where people video tape themselves wearing trenchcoats and talking about the dangers of memeing. They call it reporting.” — Reporter.

“Go back to the 90s, FAGGOT!!!” — Drive-by Heckler

“And so in face of war, a little boy reminds us all what being human really means. The message is unclear, but it doesn’t matter as long as you give the audience a song, celebrity bashing and republican hopefuls dancing around with boobies. It’s called pandering.” — Newscaster


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