TV: Happy Endings 2.21 “Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)” Best Lines

Posted: April 4, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
Tags: ,

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

Happy Endings 2.21 “Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)” (**1/2) — The gang is at another wedding , this time for Derrick and Eric.

“All weddings are pretty gay when you think about it. If you want to know what else is gay, you can visit my website — http://www.thingsthataregay.biz. I tried to get dot gov, but it was taken.” — Max

“I haven’t seen anything that unnecessarily complicated than the 3rd season of Lost. Am I right?” — Jane
“Asking ‘Am I right’ is not going to make it any funnier.” — Max

“You guys were one of my top three favorite Chicago-based all-male Madonna cover bands. Right up there with Madonald and Macterial Girl.” — Alex

“I’m so glad I don’t get invested in your boyfriends of the week that I only hear about through dialogue.” — Max

“You hear them? Trying to push their liberal lunch agenda on me? Elitists.” — Max

“How Jean Dujardin do we look right now?” — Alex

“I don’t have time for this endless bantering. The back-and-forth? I don’t know what you’re talking about half the time. So slow down.” —  Derrick

“You are the life of any party. Therefore, I have a very special table for you.” — Derrick
“Please not the singles table!” — Penny
“The Skype table!!!” — Derrick

“The guys wanted me. The girls wanted to be me.” — Max

“I could eat a whole pizzas and three chili dogs and not gain a single L-B. So then I started eating two whole pizzas and five chili dogs…” — Max

“Ski boxing. It’s a sport invented by energy drinks.” — Chris

“This look like brie? Good. Because it’s a napkin.” — Jane

“Yeah!” — Everyone
“Pete! Come on. You’re even pitchy on that.” — Max

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s