TV: How I Met Your Mother 7.20 “Trilogy Time” Best Lines

Posted: April 9, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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How I Met Your Mother 7.20 “Trilogy Time” (**1/2) — Barney and Quinn are living together, but neither of them feel comfortable farting in the presence of each other. Barney goes out his building each evening at the same time, stops and smiles, prompting his across-the-street neighbor to being wondering what his is up to. Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall reminisce how they established a tradition of every three years watching the original Star Wars trilogy and predict what their lives will be like in another three years.

“That’s why I’ve never thrown anything out for any relationship ever. Isn’t that right, honey? O that’s right. I’m alone.” — Robin

“How do you feel after spending all day working on your arts as I work enough to support us both…financially?” — Marshall
“Horny.” — Lily

“I manage at Structure.” — Marshall
“Yeah, but you get 10% off vests.” — Ted

“President Dean Calmly Addresses the Nation.” — 2006 Newspaper Headline

“I’m KFC baby. You don’t mess with the colonel’s recipe.” — Barney

“Barney don’t slip no sloppy seconds. Especially his own.” — Barney

“Back boobs. The visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggstyle. Patent pending. Wasssaaaa…” — Barney

“In 2012, I’ll be 34. If it still hasn’t happened to me by then, something is seriously wrong with me.” — Ted, laughing

“I got married to that douchey guy with the trucker hat. Turns out I just didn’t want to commit to you. And I got back boobs.” — Robin

:::Barney Farts::: (P.S…Farting still makes me fart)

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