TV: Modern Family 3.19 “Election Day” Best Lines

Posted: April 12, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Modern Family 3.19 “Election Day” (***) — On Election Day, the family does some last-minute campaigning for Claire; Claire experiences technical difficulties during interviews.

“If you don’t stop filming, you’re going to be my first husband.” — Claire

“Why is she in charge and what’s a phone bank?” — Haley
“That’s why.” — Alex

“High five! Old people occasionally forget things.” — Luke

“Who would’ve thought that 20 years ago when you were still in the bloom of your youth…” — Phil
“Okay. I’m going to start the car.” — Claire

“Dear Ms. Dunphy, we regret to inform you…” — Alex
“What? Don’t leave me hanging.” — Haley

“Hey Dragon Tattoo. No jaywalking.” — Mitchell

“Her spirits are high. The whole family is high. There’s your headline.” — Phil

“Why can’t I remember any animal names?” — Gloria

“We had a lot of axes to grind.” — Mitchell
“And a hybrid. So there was virtually no stopping us.” — Cam

“If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you don’t have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.” — Luke
“You can’t say that.” — Alex
“She won’t be the first politician that doesn’t stick to their promises.” — Luke

“I’m just trying to put my ballot in the box.” — Jay
“Oh yeah. That sounds familiar.” — Dottie

“Even if I lose, at least I know I have a career in radio.” — Claire
“I couldn’t. People need to see me.” — Gloria

“I don’t think  I could convince anyone to vote for Claire.” — Gloria
“I don’t think I even voted.” — Jay

“I’ve got some bad news.” — Claire
“Because someone’s going to be busy now that she’s a councilwoman?!” — Phil, cheering
“No I’m not doing that fake thing. I lost! I lost!” — Claire

“O my god! I got waitlisted!” — Haley
“We will take it!” — Claire
“Our daughter may be going to college!” — Phil

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