TV: Community 3.15 “Origins of Vampire Mythology” Best Lines

Posted: April 13, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Community 3.15 “Origins of Vampire Mythology” (***) — The carnival comes into town and Britta enlists the help of the study group to keep her away from her ex. Vice Dean Laybourne and Dean Pelton band together to try to woo Troy to the Air Conditioning Repair Annex.

“On an unrelated note, I’m into trains now.” — Dean Pelton

“I have an ex-boyfriend who travels with a carnival.” — Britta
“Some things are funny because it makes no sense. And that is not one of them.” — Annie

“His real name is Blade. Is that legal? Shouldn’t New Line Cinema be suing him?” — Britta

“He’s hung.” — Pierce

“I wonder how many women I’ve affected this way.” — Jeff
“Haha.” — Britta, sarcastically
“Haha.” — Jeff, sarcastically
“Ha…” — Annie, trying to be sarcastic

“Natalie, could you get me a book on How To Do Things? You know what, just make me a scotch and soda?” — Dean Pelton
“Make it yourself.” — Natalie
“I don’t know how.” — Dean Pelton

“Annie, subdue your guest.” — Abed

“You’re the opposite of Batman!” — Britta
“You don’t know what that means.” — Troy

“What, are you guys on a date?” — Pierce
“Pretty awkward. Look what Pierce won me.” — Chang

“She’s born in the 80s. She’s still using her phone as a phone.” — Troy

“She’s whipped by an imaginary douche.” — Annie
“Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.” — Dean Pelton

“How do we keep it going? How do we know we won’t get into a fight?” — Chang
“I say we just let it happen.” — Pierce
“Don’t tell me what to do!” — Chang

“None of us have to go to anyone and the idea we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.” — Jeff


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