TV: How I Met Your Mother 7.21 “Now We’re Even” Best Lines

Posted: April 22, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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How I Met Your Mother 7.21 “Now We’re Even” (**1/2) — Barney tries to lure Ted into going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream.

“For the first time in my life, I didn’t have a roommate. But then it hit me. For the first time in my life. I didn’t have a roommate!” — Ted

“Sitting around watching TV, drinking beer, and eating ribs alone is what every red-blooded American would rather be doing at all times.” — Ted
“But don’t you rather share that…? I mean, don’t you get lonely…? Yeah, that sounds pretty great.” — Mitchell

“I’ll tell you the best thing about dating a stripper. Getting to say ‘Hey, I’m dating a stripper.” — Barney

“Monogomy-o-my.” — Lily

“I’ve spent the last five years trying to inception your wife.” — Barney
“That movie came out two years ago.” — Marshall
“What movie?” — Barney

“Last night, you ate a box of fruit loops in your tighty whiteys.” — Marshall
“No. I demolished a box of fruit loops fully nude.” — Ted

“You sleep cheated. You sleep-sleeping around.” — Marshall

“Tonight is going to be legend-T?he night We Stole A Camel — which means it will be full of drama. dramadery.” — Barney

“I took off my pantyhose and I gave her panties my hose.” — Barney

“Hey dad. You proud of your little girl? Okay. I’ll keep trying.” — Robin

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