TV: Parks and Recreation 4.19 “Live Ammo” Best Lines

Posted: April 23, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Parks and Recreation 4.19 “Live Ammo” (***) — Leslie faces problems when she convinces retiring Councilman Pillner to not cut the parks department budget, while Chris takes Ron to a meditation class.

“I think I’m ready to say I love you…to his apartment.” — Ann

“When you hear them talking about that blonde pain in the ass, that’s uh me.” — Leslie

“Our department is the only thing between her and a life of tube tops and tribal tattoos and barfing in hot tubs.” — Leslie

“All due respect, Ms. Ludgate. Do you know what you’re doing here?” — Mr. Giles
“All due respect, Mr. Hamsterpenis. No, I don’t.” — April

“I’m not sure I’m interested in that. No, I am sure. I am not interested in that.” — Ron

“I am not saying that Leslie Knope is a dog murderer. I just think her actions raise some questions. Like for example, is she a dog murderer?” — Jennifer
“I don’t know the answer to that, Jennifer. But your tone makes me think…yes.” — Perd

“Don’t want none of that animal dander interacting with my cashmere.” — Tom

“Tehy should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.” — April

“I’m going to try your not trying method right here, right now.” — Chris

“There’s a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I don’t know what it is, but I’d like to eat the whole thing.” — Ron

“I did it! I got it out!” — Andy, taking the ship out of the bottle

“You might consider the upside of losing your job.” — Ron
“For example.” — Chris
You would no longer be a government parasite, sucking the lifeblood from honest, hardworking people. Instead, you’d contribute to society like a man.” — Ron

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