TV: The Office 8.21 “Angry Andy” Best Lines

Posted: April 23, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Office 8.21 “Angry Andy” (***) — Andy’s job – and manhood – are called into question as he returns with Erin to Scranton. Ryan tries to win Kelly back.

“Phyllis says teh same 12 cliches every time it rains. So I promised everyone that if she says them all by noon today, I will send out for hot chocolate.” — Jim

(The five she said on the air)
1. It’s raining cats and dogs out there.
2.  Nobody knows how to drive in the rain.
3. You know, the roads are actually the slickest in the first half hour?
4. The plants are gonna love this.
5. I actually sleep better when it’s raining.

“Normally, the rain makes me want to stay at home curled up with a good book. But everybody is being so nice to me today. I’m really happy being here.” — Phyllis

“Captain Mutato is half-man, half-mermaid, so he can fight crime as a man and make love as a mermaid. Most of my writing involves the latter.” — Dwight

“Because Kelly is Indian…and oh, that’s it.” — Jim

“Get lower.” — Kevin

“Her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you’re into Indian people. I’m not.” — Ryan

“All I remember is how pretty you looked taking those pictures of me.” — Ryan

“I don’t know how I’m going to feel tomorrow or the next or the day after that. But I do know that right here, right now. All I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change.” — Ryan

“Yeah, he’s so great. Remember when he cheated on you though?” — Pam
“Which time?” — Kelly

“Erin made it clear to me that he was unable to perform sexually last night. By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large it was like I was not wearing a blanket at all.” — Dwight

“Take a man’s job. But leave him his balls. Margaret Thatcher said that. Probably. Don’t know. Don’t read. Didn’t see the movie.” — Nellie

“I have been with several older men.” — Nellie
“How old!?” — Robert & Creed
“Jinx. Buy me some coke.” — Creed

“I don’t see what the problem is. Erin doesn’t even like sex. Remember? You said it was like being attacked by a skeleton.” — Gabe

“Haven’t heard any complaints. Wouldn’t care if I did.” — Creed

“If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t have an orgasm till I was 42. And then when I did, it lasted till I was 44…I  got nothing done.” — Phyllis

“Dad. Go to hell. I’m taller than you.” — Andy

“Ravi makes me incredibly happy. And Ryan puts me through so much drama. So I guess I have to decide which of those is more important to me.” — Kelly

“I know that I haven’t always treated you the way that you, for whatever reason, feel you deserve to be treated.” — Ryan

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