New Girl 1.24 “See Ya” Best Lines

Posted: May 27, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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New Girl 1.24 “See Ya” (***) — Nick freaks out about moving in with Caroline, and he, the roommates and Cece end up in the desert with no car keys to drive home, as Nick has thrown them into the sand. Schmidt becomes jealous of Cece, and they argue over the men she sees at her job. Nick and Jess run into a coyote while searching for the keys to the moving van. Nick ultimately decides not to move in with Caroline, and returns to the loft.

“You think just because he’s a snappy dresser, the mice can’t see the hammer?” — Jess

“Say something hot to me.” — Schmidt
“Fresh pressed linens.” — Cece
“Nope. Nothing. Not an inch. Like a swaddled baby.” — Schmidt

“I think you overshot the apartment by like 140 MILES!” — Schmidt

“I like to move in move in. I like to move in move in. I like to…move in.” — Cece

“How’s the new apartment? Does it smell like new paint and compromise?” — Jess

“I’m worried about Schmidt. He’s a Jew in the desert. I don’t want him to wander.” — Winston

“Listen to me. Stop throwing your damn keys! The werewolves come out night, man. I don’t want nobody to eat me! I got thick thighs! I got a fat ass!” — Winston

“You’re stress eating meat!” — Jess

“Even if they’re just a wuff.” — Schmidt
“A wolf.” — Jess
“That’s what I said. A wuff.” — Schmidt

“Go on, now. Go! Go back to your kind.” — Schmidt
“Are you White Fang-ing me?” — Cece

“I have more than one book on my Kindle. I have a subscription to Cricket, and a lot of PDFs!” — Schmidt

“Don’t touch me. There’s pee everywhere.” — Winston

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