TV: Community 3.17 “Basic Lupine Urology” Best Lines

Posted: June 8, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Community 3.17 “Basic Lupine Urology” (***) — Annie and Jeff’s yam project has been discovered broken. And in Law and Order style, the group attempts to find the truth.

“Move along. Nothing to see here.” — Chang
“First time those words have actually been true.” — Jeff

“A passing grade? Like a C? Why don’t I just get pregnant at a bus station?” — Annie

“Looks like it’s going to be a long night. How we manage to pull the short straw?” — Troy
“It’s not a short straw. It’s a hot potato.” — Abed
“Yeah, well. It looks pretty cold to me.” — Troy
“Cold? Or dead?” — Abed
“Survey says…” — Troy
“You can both do the zinger.” — Abed
“Sorry…” — Troy

“As you can see, with a few adjustments, I can make the entire image…Old West Color. I don’t know. I thought it was cool.” — Britta

“So you’re saying you did check out a key. But you’re saying it was inside your backpack when someone stole it off the table in the library while you were using the bathroom. And you haven’t seen it since?” — Abed
“Pop pop!” — “Magnitude

“That’s a yam. Big deal. Order some ketchup.” — Star Burns
“That doesn’t make sense. You don’t order ketchup! It’s a condiment!” — Troy

“Keep the change, Gary. You know what? Keep the hot dog.” — Jeff

“Clean up on aisle busted.” — Troy

“Why do they always r…” — Troy and Abed
“Why do they always r…” — Troy and Abed
“You go ahead.” — Troy
“Why do they always run?” — Abed

“Kiss me.” — Star Burns
“No!” — Girl
“I’ll explain later!” — Star Burns
“No!” — Girl
“I’ll explain later!” — Star Burns
“The explanation isn’t the issue.” — Girl

“I swiped some beakers for a meth lab I’m building in the trunk of my car. But that’s it! I didn’t kill any yam.” — Star Burns

“I’m inclined to agree with the man in uniform.” — Dean Pelton
“Shocker.” — Jeff

“It’s not a favor, Mr. Winger. A man’s gotta have a code.” — Professor Kane

“A man for who all we know is a Holocaust-denying, 9/11 pedophile.” — Colonel Archwood
“Objection.” — Jeff
“Withdrawn.” — Colonel Archwood

“And that pissed you right off, didn’t it? Is that why you hit your wife? Withdrawn! Is that why you drink and pop pills? Withdrawn! Are you a virgin? Withdrawn!” — Annie

“A man’s gotta have a code. I have to assume there is a female equivalent to that. A codet or something.” — Jeff

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