TV: The Office 8.23 “Turf War” Best Lines

Posted: June 9, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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The Office 8.23 “Turf War” (*1/2) — After Robert California closes down the Syracuse branch, a turf war begins between two Dunder Mifflin branches. Meanwhile, Andy makes an independent move of his own.

“Protein water, huh? You cut it with water? Why don’t you just take estrogen?” — Dwight

“I think we all want to know the same thing, right? Who’s the strongest? Well, there’s only one way to solve that. Thigh curl contest.” — Jim

“Where the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?” — Harry
“Jim? Dwight? What are your last names?” — Erin

“We’re actually closer to Binghamton than you are. kemosabe. I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy who doesn’t back down from anybody and he likes to call people kemosabe.” — Toby

“They still want to know who gets the big client. Well, they can wait. I’ll still be talking about geishas long after their bed time.” — Robert

“Does this thing have turbo? Nitris? Hit the nos?” — Dwight
“Nos? Like the thing in Fast and Furious?” — Jim

“I need girl talk.” — Angela
“Did someone say girl talk?” — Gabe

“Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I’m pretty good at girl talk.” — Gabe

“Do you think I’d like that do you think I need to have an Asian fetish?” — Nellie
“I think you’re going to need an Asian Fetish. It’s going to be pretty upsetting if you don’t.” — Gabe

“My wireless password is eatpraylove. Easy to remember.” — Andy

“Your partner’s got a lot of attitude. I like that. How long you’ve been dating?” — Harry
“Jim couldn’t land me in a thousand years.” — Dwight
“But you’re saying there’s a chance.” — Jim

“I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis debutante.” — Robert


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