TV: 30 Rock 6.19 “Live From Studio 6H” Best Lines

Posted: June 10, 2012 in Best Lines, Television

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30 Rock 6.19 “Live From Studio 6H” (***1/2) — In another live edition of the show, TGS debates on whether its own show should stop going live.

“Do you really love the over-zealous studio audience who will applaud at anything, here in the greatest city on Earth, New York. Baby. What’s up!” — Jack

“From now on, you write and film the whole season in two weeks. Like Wheel of Fortune or Fox News.” — Jack

“Best prom night ever. I’m going to lose my virginity in 9 years.” — Young Liz

“My way is cheaper and you only have to work two weeks a year.” — Jack
“I want to go to there.” — Liz

“Unlike the wildfires I’ve started, this one doesn’t sexually arouse me.” — Hazel

“Mr. Jordan just discovered you can get pornography on the Internet.” — Kenneth
“O my god. He’s going to die in there.” — Liz

12 Angry Men is preposterous, Kenneth. 11 decent Americans are getting swayed by Jane Fonda’s father?” — Jack

“Next stop. Hollywood, Florida to get the car from my mom. Next stop. California Pizza Kitchen to tell my old boss Nadine to suck it. Next stop. Tinseltown because Christmas decorations are really cheap this time of year.” — Hazel

“Growing bones need tar to hold them together.” — Dr. Leo Spacemen

“Did you pick up the ring?” — Jenna
“Liza Manelli’s baby tooth surrounded by rubies that passed through a terrified Michael Kors.” — Paul

“I may  have a wig and a dress and a gynecologist. But I am a man.” — Paul

“We have a great show or at least that’s what the Jews tell me.” — Joey Montero

“I slept like a baby last night. I woke up with a boob stuck in my mouth.” — Joey Montero

“Glamour. Excitement. What we today would call alcoholism.” — Kenneth

“NBC hired one African-American and one Caucasian because they thought two black people on the same show would make the audience nervous. A rule NBC still uses today.” — Kenneth

“Television replaced radio. Cars replaced horses.” — Liz
“Not where I’m from. Are you telling me the mayor of your hometown is a car? You’re pretty weird.” — Kenneth

“Recent studies have show that while pregnancy is disgusting, babies do not need tar or nicotine.” — Dr. Leo Spaceman

“O my god, Kenneth. It’s my period. It’s uh gonna blow.” Liz
“We both know you’re not due for another nine days.” — Kenneth

“Listen doll, you’re not making any sense. You’re probably hysterical from menstruation. Go lie down and make sure you get plenty of iron. Maybe eat a ham salad.” — Chet

“You have a dynamite shape. But you’re going to have to shut up and let a man tell us what’s happening. Now, is your father or a policeman nearby?” — David

“While they never found Jaime Garnett, that woman who stole his microphone went on to become a wife.” — Kenneth

“This is New York state, bitch. Anyone can marry anything now.” — Hazel

“How could I have been so blind?” — Jenna
“Because you’re a horrible person.” — Hazel
“Thank you. Just portion control and lots of water.” — Jenna

“My coccyx! It’s not funny. coccyx is the scientific term for your butt bone.” — Young Tracy

“To make it more profitable, we just need to do more sponsored product placement.” — Jack
“You should do it with the upcoming Warner Bros. movie Rock of Ages based on the hit Broadway musical rocking to a theater near you June 15. Tom Cruise sings!” — Liz

“I want to marry because of you and so you can’t testify against me in court.” — Jenna

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