TV: 30 Rock 6.20 “Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper” Best Lines

Posted: June 10, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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30 Rock 6.20 “Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper” (***) — Angie’s reality show returns, while Jack and Diana await Avery’s arrival.

“It’s called Chic (Cheek). It’s French.” — Angie

“Cheek is stretchable formal wear for elegant plus size women and huskier gays.” — Angie

“We were able to arrange a prisoner swap next week. In exchange for myw ife,t hey get their spy back, a creative Hollister sweatshirt and a signed hedge out of Don Johnson. They just got Nash Bridges.” — Jack

“I hope that you guys at Bravo. Excuse me, gays at Bravo.” — Jack

“Not to be racist, but white guys are typically punctual. I’m sorry I got so real.” — Tracy

“I’ve never been so disrespected in my life. And I’ve gone to and worked at the post office.” — Angie

“Hey girlfriend! Looks like you need a girlfriend.” — Jenna
“I have a girlfriend. Her name is Raven Simone Sr.” — Angie

“I know they’re not married. I just want them to know I don’t give a fuck about their lives.” — Angie

“Don’t learn to talk. A woman’s power comes from her silence.” — Randi (talking to a baby)

“Contractually, I can only hold beautiful black babies in Benetton ads.” — Cerie

“O my god. Ned Stark is dead?!” — Grizz

“I love my wife. I want her to be happy. But more than that, I want to do nothing. It’s hard trying to have it all.” — Tracy

“That is a bridge too far. That’s right, I read WWII history, motherfucker.” — Angie

“Never talk about a black woman’s leg size. Not on babies. Not on the Williams sisters. Not on a mannequin at Avenue.” — D’Fwan

“D’Fawn doesn’t talk about people behind their back, so I’m going to tell you straight to your face. What you’re saying right now is very boring.” — D’Fwan

“Liz is shady.” — Virginia (the baby)

“This is good TV. I would watch this. I feel bad for Liz.” — Liz

“I wouldn’t know. I really don’t watch TV. I’m more of a masturbator.” — Tracy

“You have no class, you prostitution whore.” — Jenna

“They want me! Which means I’m too good for this crap.” — Jenna

“I was my grandmother’s favorite. So I got all her hand-me-downs.” — Kenneth

“What’s cocaine like?” — Kenneth

“Honey, what was that? Mmph.” — D’Fwan

“I hope you’re at peace with your god Tracy Jordan because you’re about to meet your maker.” — Angie
“Honey. You seem upset.” — Tracy

“You again?! I am so sorry. Different cord.” — Kenneth
“That’s racist.” — Cord


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