TV: Parks and Recreation 4.20 “The Debate” Best Lines

Posted: July 14, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Parks and Recreation 4.20 “The Debate” (***1/2) — Leslie Knope faces off against Bobby Newport at the debate. Meanwhile, Chris, Tom, and Ann handle the spin room in the back amid some relational tension. The rest of the gang host a fundraiser at Andy and Ann’s house.

“If I had to have anybody tell me that I had cancer, I would want it to be me.” — Chris

“I will be providing several slabs of my world famous Swanson ribs.” — Ron
“And I will be providing my world famous $100 lap dances.” — April

“I’m trying to clean up for the party. But I swear to God. My arms can’t move that way.” — April

“I just heard those words come out of my life and I have made a decision.” — Chris

“We like to dabble. Recently, I invested some shirts I got at a garage sale. Left those at Wendy’s on the way home. So, the economy.” — Andy
:::Andy and April do a rich laugh:::

“You are here because you gave us money. Now, we will give you ribs. Also, you will watch the debate. If you like the debate, you will give us more money. That is all. Ron Swanson.” — Ron

“Aw. Someone forgot to pay the cable bill. Am I right? It was me.” — Andy

“Just like Leslie, I know what it feels like to be in a room full of men.” — Brandi Maxxx, Porn Star

“This question about public safety comes from Twitter because apparently, that’s something that happens now.” — Joan

“I’m against crime and I’m not ashamed to admit it.” — Bobby

“By the looks of this guy, we’re not talking about consensual sex.” — Andy

“I have an update on your time allotment, and that update is that your time almost gone.” — Perd

“By the end of 2013, we will have a fully operational mall on Jupiter.” — Bobby

“Holy shit, Leslie. That was awesome.” — Bobby


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