TV: Parks and Recreation 4.21 “Bus Tour” Best Lines

Posted: July 14, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Parks and Recreation 4.21 “Bus Tour” (***) — Leslie goes on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign and is caught off guard when an important person in Pawnee passes away.

“Leslie Knope was attacked by a pie. Luckily, it only hit Jerry so no damage was done.” — Andy

“If you are watching, perpetrator. Just know, that you are still at large.” — Andy

“If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.” — Chris

“Everybody says they care about the issues. But at the end of the day, all anyone really wants is free clothing shot at them from a cannon.” — Ben

“Anything less would be a classless move, on par with spray painting nipples on The Lincoln Memorial.” — Jennifer

“Ann, there is nothing harder than saying no to your beautiful face, but i’m going to. NO!” — Leslie

“If I’m alone with my thoughts, my mind goes to a dark place.” — Chris
“First of all, dark places are awesome.” — April

“You’re not alone. You’ve got lots of friends…somewhere. I assume.” — April

“What about you, Mr. A Man’s Word is Sacred?” — Bill
“Well, it is. But you’re an asshole.” — Ron


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