TV: Parks and Recreation 4.22 “Win, Lose, or Draw” Best Lines

Posted: July 14, 2012 in Best Lines, Television
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Parks and Recreation 4.22 “Win, Lose, or Draw” (***1/2) — It’s election day in Pawnee, and Leslie and Bobby Newport are separated by a razor-thin margin. While everyone waits for the race to be called, they ponder their futures and new opportunities.

“You can’t vote for yourself, Leslie. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.” — Bobby

:::Bobby Newport giggling at furry boom mic:::

“Several times. And then several more times. And a couple more times. And then, one more time.” — Chris
“How long has this been going on?” — Ann
“Oh. This just happened last night.” — Chris

“First of all, you did the right thing by hiding under this table.” — Andy

“I’ve been playing Xbox for years. I’m really good at fixing it when it freezes. I know exactly what to do.” Andy, who then blows at the monitor

“I’m going to go vote. Just fulfill lifelong dream of mine and achieve one of my all-time happiest moments. Real quick. And then we will talk about it.” — Leslie

“It’s not Bobby Newhart that’s going to beat me. It’s Brandi Maxxx, the porn star. What is this, Italy?” — Leslie

“Great form! Maybe. I have no idea what I’m doing.” — Ann

“Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.” — Ron

:::Ben Wyatt’s reaction to alcohol:::

“I have an update with new information!” — Perd

“Why are you laughing?” — Ben
“Because my dream is dead. Hahahahahahaha. Fuck.” — Leslie

“Man, this is stressful. I picked the wrong weak to do a juice cleanse.” — Tom

“Good job, me.” — Andy

“Jerry forgot to vote.” — Ron
“Dammit, Jerry.” — Leslie

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